Peacock Block

To run in a room with a bag of Doritos yelling something loud. This causes the guy to leave and the girls to stay with the "peacock blocker."

Madison: "What happened with you, Megan, and Victoria last night?"

Tate: "Nothing at all, Brad ran in and peacock blocked me, so I ended up sleeping on the couch."

by Jerimay Hoohoo July 2, 2010

peacock block

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.

Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"

by wedgestreet December 2, 2009

Peacock Block

A gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring sexually with a woman.

Man, I can't believe it. I was hanging out with Katie last night, and my gay roommate Derek wanted to come along. We were getting along great, but Derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. He peacock blocked me!

by fuzzysquirrelnuts2 July 15, 2010

Peacock Block

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.

I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.

by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021

Peacock blocked

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.

Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.

by Lawbster September 11, 2022

peacockblocked

Not being able to watch the Olympics live because you live on the west coast and NBC has decided to tape-delay events. Named after the NBC logo that looks suspiciously like a peacock.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the snowboarding last night?
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.

by why did we trade shelley? March 1, 2010