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peacock block 

A method of cock blocking whereby a male will knowingly suggest another male wear unattractive clothing by telling him the clothing is actually attractive, thereby preventing the "blockee" from attracting females and giving the "blocker" better odds of attracting a mate.
Male #1: "Why is Jimmy wearing an Ed Hardy hat, t-shirt AND jacket all at the same time?"

Male #2: "Because I told him to."

Male #1: "You totally peacock blocked him!"
peacock block by wedgestreet December 2, 2009

Peacock Block 

A gay man who prevents a straight man from scoring sexually with a woman.
Man, I can't believe it. I was hanging out with Katie last night, and my gay roommate Derek wanted to come along. We were getting along great, but Derek kept acting like a sad little puppy dog and was pulling the attention away from me. He peacock blocked me!

Peacock Block 

When you are trying to watch an English Premier League game in the US and realize you can only watch it on the Peacock app.
I flipping channels trying to find Liverpool-Arsenal but realized I got Peacock Blocked again.
Peacock Block by AgeuroFTW January 22, 2021

Peacock blocked 

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.
Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.
Peacock blocked by Lawbster September 11, 2022

peacockblocked 

Not being able to watch the Olympics live because you live on the west coast and NBC has decided to tape-delay events. Named after the NBC logo that looks suspiciously like a peacock.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the snowboarding last night?
Person 2: No, I saw the results before it was even aired, so I didn't bother.
Person 1: NBC peacockblocked you, man. That sucks.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026