patroleum
Some locales already use bicycle-cops only --- with da price of patroleum nowadays, maybe more municipalities should take notice.
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to expecto patronum it up
Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.
I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.
to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010
Pubes for Petroleum
A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.
On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.
Pubes for Petroleum by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
Troll Patroler
Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.
Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll Patroler by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011
Highway Petroleum
1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"
2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"
3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"
3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
Highway Petroleum by imsohott69 August 29, 2010
Expecto Patronum
Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020
pudtroleum
noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash
Ginger knew that if Biff hadn't eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.
Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.
Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.
pudtroleum by BobCumbers May 31, 2007