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to expecto patronum it up
Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.
I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.
to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010
Pubes for Petroleum
A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.
On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.
Pubes for Petroleum by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010
Troll Patroler
Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.
Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"
Also see Troll orgy
Troll Patroler by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011
Highway Petroleum
1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"
2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"
3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"
3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.
Highway Petroleum by imsohott69 August 29, 2010
Expecto Patronum
Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND
Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020
pudtroleum
noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash
Ginger knew that if Biff hadn't eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.
Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.
Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.
pudtroleum by BobCumbers May 31, 2007
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026