pudtroleum 

noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash

Ginger knew that if Biff hadn't eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.

Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.

pudtroleum by BobCumbers May 31, 2007

Pubes for Petroleum 

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

Pubes for Petroleum by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

Highway Petroleum 

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

Highway Petroleum by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

Petroleum Engineer 

The top dog of engineers. The big dick bandit. Is a master of science and math, specializes in drilling, reservoir and completion of oil wells. Girls get wet at the site of a Petro Engineer. A good Petro Engg doesn't need a lab to determine the composition of a crude oil, he merely smells the sample and gives raw data without breaking a mental sweat. The Petro Engg is often the highest paid engineering major and as a result has many nice material objects. Having a degree doesn't give you instant access to becoming a Petroleum Engineer, some other requirements need to be met first such as having a diesel pickup and chewing tabacoo

Did you see that guy slaying dragons by that oil well? Yeh, I think he is a Petroleum Engineer you can tell by the diesler he is driving and the massive dip in his mouth.

Petroleum Engineer by PETROENGG July 28, 2011

Petroleum Transference Engineer 

A position given to those who transfer gas to your vehicle. Amateurs are known as Gas Attendants, however as their skillset increases, they become Petroleum Transference Engineers.

I went to the local Citgo and the Petroleum Transference Engineer pumped my car so hard.

Petroleum Transference Engineer by jpg20369 December 25, 2018

Petroleum 

Unrefined crude oil. The by-product of dinosaurs rotting for millions of years underground.

Petroleum is the formal name for unrefined fossil fuel.

Petroleum by GAWII May 20, 2008

Petroleum Transfer Technician 

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

Petroleum Transfer Technician by SASniper January 31, 2006