patcrack

a literal buttcrack with a long john silver coochie. or a butt queef, aka, bueef.

mr. dorr loves patcrack. it's his most prized possession.

by beepboopboopbaap November 12, 2020

patcrack

a literal buttcrack

hey patcrack, how's it going?

by beepboopboopbaap November 12, 2020

Pancracker

A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.

1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

Patrack

Slang Term used for Patrick. See Patrick for Details.

PaTRACK! Please stop working and come to the soda machine with me. NOW!

by DannEEL_69 February 25, 2009

PANCRACKER

A turd so large and dense it literally cracks the pan on impact.

You cant use that toilette, I just done a pancracker!

by spudlicker September 22, 2006