Pastoralia 

The study of the theology and practice of Christian pastoral ministry.

Discussion of why and how to conduct home and hospital Eucharistic visitation is one type of pastoralia

Pastoralia by Fr. Frank January 30, 2012

pastoral studies 

the study of cow tending. offered at most institutions of higher learning, like SMU.

girl who shalt remain nameless: "i'm going to take a pastoral studies course"

father of girl: "what do you do there?"

girl: "you take care of cows"

father + family + friend: *silence*

pastoral studies by muahaha123456 December 6, 2005

pastorama 

Your butt on steroids your body on crack.

Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME

pastorama by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

pastoral 

the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

the pastoral seemed endless , then she left

pastoral by tgibber May 15, 2010

Pastoral Symphony 

This refers to a badass piece in the middle of Handel's Messiah Part I. Fully instrumental. Can also refer to other random instrumental pieces of the same name, but no one really cares about those.

Pastoral Symphony Handel Baroque Symphony Badass

Pastoral Symphony by njtonova1515 December 14, 2009

pastoral pass out 

The ability to have a group of pastors rejoice in such a way , it looks like they're about to pass

A pastoral pass out includes Jumping up & down , continuos chanting without knowledge of any reverent language

pastoral pass out by Faithmoriahfaith February 21, 2013

Pastoral 

A huge fucking waste of all of our time but still at least a gay fucky time for the boyz.

Girl: Oh no pastoral :(
Boy: Hehe pastoral :)

Pastoral by dababy.com??????? February 23, 2022