12 definitions by handyman

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A person who studies ie mugs all day for exams and has no life. Typically, he is a closet mugger and tells people he does not mug while secretly as a snake, he studied his ass off. Hence, the term snaek. Note that you spell it as snaek and not snake.
Jock: My God you study so much!
Jonathan: Nah I don't study much at all...

Jock: Please, you do, that's why you score so well for your exams!
Jonathan: I swear, I don't.
Jock: Psshh, you snaek...
by Handyman July 13, 2013
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When the environment is used as a means to isolate a people for extermination.
The Socialists/progressives will attempt to use Globalcide to cleanse the world of so called Climate Deniers.
by HandyMan December 30, 2016
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Rapid negative response to questioning.
She quickly denied my questioning with No, No, No... must have been a touchy subject.
by HandyMan December 30, 2016
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Scripted media coverage to deceive viewers into believing something that's not true yet plays into the narrative of a large corporate interest or government.
The Pittsburg Pirates wear Camo uniforms to convince fans they care about the military but if you see through the Media Camo they secretively could care less.
by HandyMan July 31, 2015
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A war between the Socialists/Progressives (bigger government and excessive control) and the Capitalists (smaller government and more freedom for "We the people") in an economic and policy war.
Who knew WWW 3 would be a battle of ideas for ultimate control over the planet.
by HandyMan December 30, 2016
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Socialist policies which double the National Debt.
The Democrats dropped an Obama Bomb on the American people.
by HandyMan December 01, 2016
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Marriage between two people of the same sex.
Gay marriage should have equal rights under the United States constitution.
by HandyMan July 17, 2016
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