parxie plague
mild-to-moderate illness spread at waterparks shows. usually started by a dedicated parxie coming to a show even though they're sick, and carried by parxies who are following the band to multiple shows.
alternatively; parx twitter.
alternatively; parx twitter.
person A: omg do you remember that time a bunch of parxies got ringworm
person B: LMFAO second worst parxie plague
person A: what was the worst?
person B: the house of blues mold poisoning. obv.
person A: OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T OUR FAULT
person B: LMFAO second worst parxie plague
person A: what was the worst?
person B: the house of blues mold poisoning. obv.
person A: OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T OUR FAULT
parxie plague by salemruinseverything November 18, 2025
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