parxie

Slang for a loser virgin :-)

You see that nerd? Definitely a Parxie

by ElijahDaniel October 11, 2019

parxie

someone who wants to eat awsten knights arms

you see that parxie? yeah they want to eat awsten knights arms

by Chloesaphan October 03, 2020

parxie

filthy virgin

You see that parxie over there they’re a filthy virgin.

by :):(what October 23, 2020

Parxie

A Parxie is a fan of the band 'Waterparks' who wants to show their appreciation for the boys and just loves their music.

See them over there? They're a Parxie because of their waterparks hoodie.

by parxieslay October 31, 2023

hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh

'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS

by anon235431 March 30, 2021

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 20, 2021