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Slang for a loser virgin :-)

You see that nerd? Definitely a Parxie

parxie by ElijahDaniel October 11, 2019

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parxie

someone who wants to eat awsten knights arms

you see that parxie? yeah they want to eat awsten knights arms

parxie by Chloesaphan October 3, 2020

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Parxie

A Parxie is a fan of the band 'Waterparks' who wants to show their appreciation for the boys and just loves their music.

See them over there? They're a Parxie because of their waterparks hoodie.

Parxie by parxieslay October 30, 2023

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parxie

filthy virgin

You see that parxie over there they’re a filthy virgin.

parxie by :):(what October 22, 2020

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parxie plague

mild-to-moderate illness spread at waterparks shows. usually started by a dedicated parxie coming to a show even though they're sick, and carried by parxies who are following the band to multiple shows.
alternatively; parx twitter.

person A: omg do you remember that time a bunch of parxies got ringworm
person B: LMFAO second worst parxie plague
person A: what was the worst?
person B: the house of blues mold poisoning. obv.
person A: OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T OUR FAULT

parxie plague by salemruinseverything November 18, 2025

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hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh

'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS

hand parxie by anon235431 March 29, 2021

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Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

Lettuce parxie by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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