parxie

Slang for a loser virgin :-)

You see that nerd? Definitely a Parxie

by ElijahDaniel October 11, 2019

parxie

someone who wants to eat awsten knights arms

you see that parxie? yeah they want to eat awsten knights arms

by Chloesaphan October 3, 2020

parxie

filthy virgin

You see that parxie over there they’re a filthy virgin.

by :):(what October 22, 2020

Parxie

A Parxie is a fan of the band 'Waterparks' who wants to show their appreciation for the boys and just loves their music.

See them over there? They're a Parxie because of their waterparks hoodie.

by parxieslay October 30, 2023

hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh

'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS

by anon235431 March 29, 2021

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021

parxie plague

mild-to-moderate illness spread at waterparks shows. usually started by a dedicated parxie coming to a show even though they're sick, and carried by parxies who are following the band to multiple shows.
alternatively; parx twitter.

person A: omg do you remember that time a bunch of parxies got ringworm
person B: LMFAO second worst parxie plague
person A: what was the worst?
person B: the house of blues mold poisoning. obv.
person A: OKAY THAT ONE WASN'T OUR FAULT

by salemruinseverything November 18, 2025