A vegetable that appears somewhat like a pineapple, but hangs on a plant that looks like it should grow tomatoes. It smells like death and attracts a lot of flies. It is poky and green. Poisonous, it must be boiled to become safe for ingestion. If ingested before boiling, it can create a state of hallucination similar to the experience of characters in the film "Batman Begins". The activities of the Salem witches can be attributed to unboiled parsney.
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That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
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An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.
L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.
by bampowthoom May 19, 2007
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