Parscale 

To over promise and under deliver; to set unrealistic expectations or simply lie about a product or event’s popularity or desirability.

I was totally parscaled about the rally. I waited in lines for five days to get in and the arena was only a third full.

Parscale by pm800 June 21, 2020

Parscale 

In stark contrast to terms like hyperscale and planet-scale that describe massive, growing systems, a Parscale is something that only delivers one thousandth of what was promised.

"Did you see that Tulsa rally? 1 million people registered and only a thousand showed up. That's totally Parscale, and it's all Brad's fault."

Parscale by Tuc U June 20, 2020

Parscale 

I submit that the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout be called a "parscale."

Ex.: "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."

Parscale by Tenacious ME June 21, 2020

Parscale 

Parscale (verb): to promise something and then embarrassingly fail to deliver.

As in:

“How was Brad’s huge party this weekend?”

“He totally Parscaled. Hyped it for weeks and then, like, three freshmen showed up.”

Parscale by Neurotypicant June 23, 2020

parscale 

1) the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout of an event
2) to move an incompetent person into a position where they can personally profit off their employer.

1) "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."
2) The campaign manager had failed to increase the candidates poll numbers, so he was moved into media management (where he could use his personal company to make money off the campaign)

parscale by fawkes21eod July 19, 2020

Parscale 

Parscale: unit of measurement of the degree of relief you feel for being fired from the Trump administration. One Parscale = number of days (79) between Brad Parscale's firing (July 15th) and the announcement of Trump's diagnosis of Covid (October 2nd). Equals 7.9 Scaramuccis.

Steve Bannon served from January 20, 2017 to August 18, 2017. He enjoys 17.1 Parscales of relief.

Parscale by JedAshbury October 8, 2020

Pascale 

A beautiful woman who is the object of every mans desire. She is exotic and perfect in every way. She is at perfect hight and weight and she carries her self like a goddess. Sex symbol. Women are often jealous of a Pascale and assume from her good looks and finess that she is a bitch. Don't let her looks fool you. A female who is a Pascale is drop dead amazing inside and out. Men adore her and will do whatever it takes to be around her. She is worshiped.

A super model could be called a Pascale
Guy 1: look at her! she's getting me hard just watching her walk away! A BLOCK AWAY! I need that woman!

Guy 2: Yep! Thats a Pascale for you! she is untouchable.
Guy 3: She is untouchable unless you got game like me!

Pascale by smart_man_33 April 8, 2010