parkiana 

bust down! gets down better than anyone else (but only on February 29s). is an absolute beast on the dance floor. sorta looks like a raccoon but if you tell him that he will not dance for you. parkianas are definitely scared of train tracks so dont bring them on public transport. parkianas love cowboy hats and can definitely bust down with line dances.

bust down parkiana, i wanna see you bust down

parkiana by parkiana February 18, 2019

trailer parkian water canal 

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

trailer parkian water canal by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008