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park drive 

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!
Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

Im gonna park in your driveway 

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.
Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

paradriver

When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.

(Usually the Probie or newest medic)
Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026