park & drive 

when you stick your dong in her and start to drive it in (aka fucking)

“damn dude, did you pipe her yet?”

-“yeah, it was a great park & drive.”

park & drive by Jonny Boy AppleSeed April 29, 2019

park drive 

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!

Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!

park drive by Lookingforahotskata July 4, 2009

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway by tara sweet March 27, 2010

Im gonna park in your driveway 

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

Im gonna park in your driveway by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

paradriver

When you're a Paramedic, your partner is a Paramedic, you're on a double medic ALS unit, and one of you has to drive, and it's you. You are now a paradriver. Congratulations.

(Usually the Probie or newest medic)

Dispatch: Med 8, 161 Anywhere Ave, for Chest Pain
Probie: Who's driving?
Literally the Entire House: YOU ARE, PARADRIVER.

paradriver by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018