The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010
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A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground
Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute
by Paul Upton April 21, 2004
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when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face
dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
by Alan September 29, 2003
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billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.
billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down
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When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it
man you got a great toke off that parachute
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Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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