Paper treatment 

You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.

Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.

Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*

Paper treatment by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome 

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome occurs when some one uses their boy/girl friend once and then discards them. It is abbreviated as PPTS. The Paper Plate Treatment can be very severe as people who give it often times boast of it to their friends and peers. If you or a loved one has suffered from Paper Plate Treatment, you may notice that you/loved one's self esteem has lowered considerably, the affected becomes depressed, withdrawn, and is less interested in usually enjoyable activities. Video games such as WoW, Minecraft, Runescape, and Skyrim are the only known cures to Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome.

Person 1: I am depressed man, my gf left me after a week.

Counselor: I know whats wrong.

Person 1: What is it?

Counselor: You have a case of Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome

Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paper Plate Treatment Syndrome by c1094 June 23, 2014