paper ass

acting as though you are a complete idiot

You're acting like someone with a paper ass.

by candy m March 09, 2008

paper ass gasket

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop

where are the paper ass gaskets at?

by jessie calderon October 27, 2003

talking through a paper ass

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.

Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."

by ASmith March 25, 2006

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 01, 2010

ass paper

toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass

When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!

by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006

Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 April 06, 2016

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019