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paper ass 

acting as though you are a complete idiot
You're acting like someone with a paper ass.
paper ass by candy m March 8, 2008
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paper ass gasket 

paper barrier used in public restrooms when you sit to take a poop
where are the paper ass gaskets at?
paper ass gasket by jessie calderon October 26, 2003

Talks like a man with a paper ass 

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.
See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

talking through a paper ass 

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.
Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."
toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass
When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!
ass paper by Foxygrrl1214 June 29, 2006
The paper you use to wipe your ass
I just ran out of ass paper
Ass Paper by Karim17 June 22, 2016
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
Ass Paper by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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