Definitions by ASmith

Magnifocals 

The Magnifocal look occurs when you have massive magnification of the eye from wearing super nerdy eye glasses.

She was totally jealous of his magnifocals. Like the way he can diagnose broken bones from 30 feet

Magnifocals by Asmith November 16, 2013

Magnafocals 

When someone is wearing glasses that make their eyeballs look huge from magnification.

She looks like a frog, she's wearing her new magnafocals.

Magnafocals by Asmith November 8, 2013

talking through a paper ass 

Verb. One who talks through a ass of paper. A liar.

Daughter: "Mom, i may have aids."
Mother: "Aw, stop talking through a paper ass."

talking through a paper ass by ASmith June 11, 2006