pap smear

when a younge lady goes to a gynecologist
and they stick this metal opener thing in you
and feel your ovaries and swab you and shit.

"god damnit franny, i have to go to the gynecologist today for a pap smear!"
"really?! that sucks!"

by nikki big papa October 08, 2007

pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.

caroll paid for her annual pap smear.

by CosmiClovers May 09, 2010

pap smear

When you roast your grandad.

Jimmy: "Fuck you, grandad!"
Jimmy's mom: "No need to pap smear grandad, Jimmy."

by papsmear123 April 07, 2018

pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.

by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006

pap smear

1. When you have sex with a dog.
2. When a chick resembles a dog that has just been fucked.

Guy 1: Dude I totally pap smeared last night.
Guy 2: NOOO WAAAY!!!
Guy 3: Ewww, look at that pap smeary bitch.

by Kyle Huffman February 14, 2006

Pap Smear

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

by Kelph1 May 20, 2011

Pap Smear

/ˈpæp ˌsmɪər/
noun
1. Paparazzi, freelance photographers that take candid pictures of famous people–particularly obnoxious ones–that insult and stalk celebrities, block traffic and sidewalks to take video, and try to get the most unflattering shots possible to "smear" the celebrity's image.

"The pap smears never leave Britney alone!"

2. A gynecological test for cancer of the cervix, consisting of the staining of cervical cells taken in a cervical or vaginal smear.

"I need to get my annual pap smear done."

paparazzi pap smear pap test photographer paparazza paparazzo camera man camera guy freelance photographer

by Vonheilm April 11, 2014