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Pushed Air Out My Nose: for when lol or lmao is too much, PAOMN is just right
Friend: (shows you something mildly funny)
You: paomn
paomn by sielys April 23, 2017
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pamnesia 

Pamnesia is the state of mind in which you forget a girl's name. It can be embarassing if you've already had 'relations' with said female.
T: Who was that hotty you took home last night?
B: Dude, I have no idea. I must have pamnesia.
pamnesia by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
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A variant of pwn3d, applicable only when someone gets pwn3d while being a douchebag.
That guy was being a total idiot and calling me out for no reason, but then I paoned him with an awesome comeback.
paoned by klod March 5, 2008

sukang paombong 

fruity, sour-smelling liquid, cum-white in color, usually sold in long-necked bottles evocative of the male cock. used by all-american frat boys on their underarms to remind them of their last spring break in the tropics.
dude wore a wife beater, and i got a whiff of sukang paombong on his pits.
sukang paombong by Dylan Dude September 27, 2007
1. (or XDDCC) is the newest jester performer of The Amazing Digital Circus. She also is (technically) the main protagonist of Gooseworx's web series of the same name, I guess.
2. Pomni (Russian: Помни — imperative form of the verb "помнить") means “remember” or rather "don't forget..."
A: "Pomni is my favorite protagonist of the recent web animation scene!"
B: "What? Who the hell is that?"
A: "Bro. Don't forget about best clown."
B: "Nahh Pomni is just some random assclown who can never replace the GOAT Kaufmo."
A: "Kaufmo will NEVER come back."
B: "I'll remember this when he does."
Pomni by nahtaivel.leviathan October 19, 2023
Rural town in Colorado generally noted for a variation of marijuana called "Paonia Purple Paralyzer."
"What time it is? I was gonna go to Paonia to smoke a 'J'. You know how they do it up in P-Town."
Paonia by K. Barnes July 21, 2008

pomniubvytcxrezwqasdfghjkl 

If you have typed this you have already exhausted all other options trying to find a pattern that has not existed for no other reason other than that you are EXTREMELY bored. I am writing this to let you know that you are not the first. Not because I'm comforting you that you are not alone in your boredom, but because I am extremely competitive and you lost.

Now because you are bored you will be fine in listening to my story, which I am writing because I too am bored beyond humanly possible.

One time there was a kid (definitely not me) who found a spider web between two trees that were around 3 feet apart. Being a child who is 3 feet themselves and terrified of spiders I left it alone until my dad came home. Later, I heard him from afar and ran to tell him. I ran straight through the web and screamed at the top of my lungs, as all objects and animals around me trembled. My dad, who happened to already know of the spider web, started laughing because he just knew what happened without even seeing it.

Thank you for reading my story that definitely never happened.
You : "Man I'm so bored. I will type pomniubvytcxrezwqasdfghjkl into the keyboard to be original and the first ever to do it."
Me:
You: "Aw man, now I'm still bored."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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