pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster

Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011

Panty Monster

A popular pet name from a girlfriend's tuna cave.

Boy: Hey, do you want to play Wild Ones?
Girl: The panty monster is hungry.

by Manbazooka April 30, 2010

Panty Monster

A pussy fiend.

I am a panty monster, whore; that means a pussy fiend!

by Manbazooka May 1, 2010

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015