pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
by Al March 29, 2005
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Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster
Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!
by Bigboi7777 April 26, 2011
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