General term for the appearance of a man's pants or jeans, specifically the fit and style (or lack thereof) or the manner in which he wears them. Can refer to either a good fit (intriguing nooks and crannies evident, emphasis on the ass) or a poor fit (pleats, tapered pants, ass-obliterating sagging). May also refer to good pants worn badly (plumber's crack, waistband under armpits). Can be used to describe specific pairs of pants or to a man's entire pants wardrobe or taste in pants.

"He's kind of cute but he really takes bad pantsness to a whole new low."

"Mike's pantsness makes women sad in the pants."

"My boyfriend gives amazing pantsness. He's like a 9.5 on the pantsness scale!"

pantsness by rrrrocket November 2, 2007

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pausiness

Deliberate use of an interruption or a break between words spoken.

The extended pausiness of the lyrics allow one to focus on the meaning of this song.

pausiness by Matt Browning October 31, 2006

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Pansessing

Wanting to know a bit about all topics. Like obsessing but over all topics instead of just one.

He read every book in the library to feed his pansessing appetites.

Pansessing by Rone689 March 1, 2015

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pantyless

Instant hardon leading to blowing your load all over the nice woman's black dress.

I'd show you that I can do a handstand, but my skirt is short and I have no panties on.

::orgasm::

Oh shit, I just blew on myself!

pantyless by Chip Whitley August 13, 2004

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