panda attack 

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

panda attack by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

giant panda attack 

To be attacked by a giant panda suddenly and randomly by a giant panda (or other large creature), to have something randomly bad occur unexpectedly. From the webcomic PVP

"I totally had a giant panda attack today when the teacher gave us a pop quiz"

giant panda attack by David Lev April 22, 2006