Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

palliative hair by cfbaines April 20, 2011

Palmira

Palmira is a female, Tall with long brown flowwing hair. friend to all sought out by many cherished by all. she is loved by children for her warm motherly demenor. she is the life of the party and can always cheer up a somber room. she has great fashion taste and whip together a fine outfit in seconds. always on the go making moves and handling her business.Adored by her children and grand children she will be.

Hey I met this hot chick man, she was a real Palmira. Im definatey gonna keep in touch with her.

Im gonna have a party this weekend, so if you know any Palmiras make sure to invite them.

Palmira by Maverick Winters September 30, 2012

Palliapasta

Noun
/ˈpælēəˌpästä/
An attempt to make oneself feel better by knowingly consuming an unhealthy amount of carbohydrates in one sitting.

Etymology: From the medieval Latin verb "palliare" meaning to cloak or conceal, and the Italian "pasta"

Being the victim of a recent breakup, the heartbroken teen decided to have a midnight palliapasta.

Palliapasta by Namiizan September 1, 2022

palliate

To extenuate, mitigate, alleviate, lessen, abate, diminish.

The palliating circumstances were great to be avoided.

palliate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Palliwackin

All parts of speech (Pali-wackin) To be palliwackin. No definition, use whenever.

Some of the fish on this island do be palliwackin hard tho!

Palliwackin by The Inventor of the best words January 27, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026