Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)
Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients nowrate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.
I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.
The thing is still working, but completely fucked waiting to die, soon.
Husb: "hi luv, hit a roo in the Hyandai"
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"I'm allright, cars fucked but"
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"She's palliative, I'll get to town alright but we're in the market for a new work shitbox for me FIFO camp airport ride".
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"Doesn't your brother have an old commie ute he doesn't use any more?"
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"She'll be right, old mate up here'll give us a bodgy dodgy for a case of rumbo no wokkas"
A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.
Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.