Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)
Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.
I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.
The thing is stillworking, but completely fucked waiting to die, soon.
Husb: "hi luv, hit a roo in the Hyandai"
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"I'm allright, cars fucked but"
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"She's palliative, I'll get to town alright but we're in the market for a new work shitbox for me FIFO camp airport ride".
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"Doesn't your brother have an old commie ute he doesn't use any more?"
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"She'll be right, old mate up here'll give us a bodgy dodgy for a case of rumbo no wokkas"
A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.
Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.