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Someone that is so un-attractive and so super weak which makes them terrible in bed that they cannot have sex because they are so uncapable and so a new word had to be created so you have something to call them.
David Parker is paipsey
That guy david parker sucks in bed he must be paipsey
Paipsey by xxRangexx June 1, 2010
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The word paipsey refers to some one that is that stupid and that much of a wimp there is just no other way to describe them
Danny Jones is Paipsey
paipsey by Gtavc1210 May 27, 2010
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Paipsey is a word used to describe something or somebody that is pathetic/weak or annoying or any kind of negative thing.
Danny Jones' and David Parker's arguments are paipsey.
Paipsey by IHDAD June 20, 2010
Adj, origin: Trinidad. Meaning: pallid, inadequate, ineffectual, lacking, watered-down.
This soup so paipsey, it taste like water.
Paipsey by wordygeekinghood June 16, 2018
Originating from the West Country.
Described one who is without morals, racist, xenophobic, known to consume excessive amounts of alcohol, and have sexual relations with anything that moves.
paisey by remaining anonymous October 3, 2007
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