paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

paid apple by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

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painapple

A much cooler version of the pineapple. Painapples will kick your mouth and digestive system's ass all the way down and through.

Painapples kick ass. I want a tattoo of a painapple just to show the world how much ass I kick.

painapple by derebeker December 4, 2009

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Pandapple

one of the friends of hello kitty he looks lie ka panda crossed with an apple witch in reality is really just a apple shaped hat he is 100% panda not 50% panda 50% apple

"Hey anthony! check out that pandapple hes half apple and half panda!!!"
"No liz im sure that apple is just a hat. He is 100% panda"
"DIE"* eats anthony alive becuase she is reallllllly fat*jk

Pandapple by The Panda brother March 12, 2007

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Painapple

Is when you eat a apple and feel mega pain

bro that was a real painapple

Painapple by ayupmme duck June 3, 2021

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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