(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.
Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.
by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009
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1. n. having sex with a fat person.
a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"
by bentpin January 15, 2016
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Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.
that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.
by The Urban Flame February 5, 2011
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To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.
Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.
by AnotherPaddyVictim January 17, 2012
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When you have sex with an irish woman
I met this Mick at the bar and we went paddywhacking
by Dwgram September 9, 2022
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