paddywhack

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.

Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.

by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009

Paddywhack

A boozed out, insane Irish girl

Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"

by bentpin April 25, 2016

Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

by KirkG February 21, 2008

zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.

"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"

by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008

padywack

A term for a very attractive female.

A Says: "That girls a padywack"
B Says: "A Patywack?"
A Says: "Yeah, she's so hot, she could give a dog a bone"

by Adam Galinski June 24, 2006