paddy wagon

Also used in the northern states of Australia, the wankers down south call them divvy vans

I dont like riding in the back of paddy wagons, they dont have seatbelts and for some reason the cops always want to test their brakes when i'm in the back.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

paddy wagon

An old station wagon, festooned with rust and riding on bald snow tires. Known as a "paddy" wagon because it is driven by an illiterate, chain-smoking Irish-American blowse named "Erin" to pick up her alcoholic boyfriend "Kevin" and his severely retarded, anti-social brother "Seamus" from the bus station.

I scored a blowjob from Erin in her paddywagon, and all it cost me was a pack of Kool 100's...

by habeas corpse January 11, 2004

paddy wagon

Used all over Australia, dumbarse. Never heard of that other description.

The paddywagon was pulled up in front of the neighbours again.

by Someone from South Australia. May 25, 2003

Paddy Wagon

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.

Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 24, 2021

Paddy Wagon

A derogatory,racist name for a police van. Used mainly in the U.S. When the Irish arrived they were feared by the Protestant and Presbyterian (mainly English and Scottish settlers) they were beaten and bullied and when they protested they were dragged off in police vans and beaten some more. Lots of silly people think that "Paddy Wagon" is acceptabe to Irish people. Well it's not...nor is Patties or Paddys Day. St. Patricks Day ...Please.

Irish-American friendship float in this years St.Patricks Day parade had "Paddy Wagon" in big letters on the sides of it. Grrrrrr!! Lots of my friends were very annoyed.

by dermo2 March 20, 2008

Paddy Wagon

The act of crawling on one's hands and knees through a person or multiple person's legs all the while being spanked on their bottom.

Chris hit a grand slam, so we gave him the paddy wagon to celebrate.

by TheNatural Disaster June 18, 2007

Paddy Wagon

1. An item used by law enforcers to round up or herd troublemakers, riot actors or general lunatics in the same manner a shepherd uses a sheepdog.

2. A vehicle owned or driven by a man called Paddy.

1. "up shep up shep *whistle* good paddy wagon."

2. "here come the lads in the paddy wagon"

by 1nc4rc3r4n7 March 27, 2009