paddle duck 

dick who thinks he can keep sunderland afloat in the prem but has no chance

ricky (paddle duck) sbragia

paddle duck by donald duck 2 May 11, 2009

Puddle Duck 

(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

Puddle Duck by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020

Puddle duck 

A chic thatll do anythin for a pipe of crack

She's such a puddle duck

Puddle duck by Trouble73 November 13, 2017

Puddle Duck 

A puddle duck is a female with exceedingly low standards. Primarily in the class of drug addicts. A puddle duck says you puddle is the only one but in reality is in many.

Yo your girls a puddle duck

Puddle Duck by PuddleMaster February 27, 2017

Puddle duck 

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

Puddle duck by P_Titty October 5, 2021

jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse

WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.

jemima puddle duck by Loud Mouse/ Sloth addict/ RATS July 7, 2021

puddle duck 

Girls that think they are country. That go to mud holes and just take selfies and start drama.

That puddle duck does nothing but start shit.

puddle duck by redneckford January 10, 2014