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packing snowballs 

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.
"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."
packing snowballs by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017

snow parking 

The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)
I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city
snow parking by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020