ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
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South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.
If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package
by PoonSlayer_8--- February 28, 2014
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guilt package

The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.
I got more results from Terry once I showed him my guilt package
by Billy Shoepack February 05, 2009
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