When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing vagisil all over ur dong and ur partner lciks it off and says my o my what a wonderful tea party u hog
O man that! lucious lisa u agve me last nitemade my asshole quiver
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!