private

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

by Ms. Chocolate October 11, 2006

privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

private

When you have/do something which you don't want anyone to know

JOHNNY GET OUT OF MY ROOM I AM DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE YOU DUMB SHIT

by cool kid who 'bout to roast yo September 11, 2020

privateness

When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??

by Pjetoles March 26, 2017

Private

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.

by captainboss June 25, 2009

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.

by Xyzzy January 30, 2005