things that are
dumb enough to try and diet by having three Big Macs, an
extra-large set of fries extra salty, a Diet Coke, and a salad. things that are
dumb enough to eat it all, talk on a cell phone, navigate a map, and drive down the interstate at the same time. things that are
dumb enough to have sex and then blame the doctor for having the kid. things that are dumb enough to pay $3.00 a gallon for gas to drive three blocks while their bike is sittin in the attic collecting dust. things that call drinking eight beers at 3 am and then passing out a "good night's
sleep". things that are dumb enough to get their three-year-old GTA San Andreas and leave them alone in the house.