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p7: (Full Tag: player_7 / former: Bender) Cartoon Networks most evil enemy. Steals their whole programming and re-uploads it to Usenet, and/or secret IRCchannels.
Commonly mistaken as p2p member, he beats 'the scene' on a daily basis. Scene groups even re-stole his caps, after he robbed them from CN.

Relation: moonsong
A: "That cap looks like a dummy to me"
B: "No way, that's a decent p7!"

A: "SSTV released the new Ben10"
B: "Actually it's a stolen p7."

A: "I want all my Episodes in HQ"
B: "I'd rather have p7's."
p7 by [grim_reaper] January 9, 2008
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P⁷ by Navi LML July 31, 2020
disappear without a trace for extended period of time
He has done a P7.
Do you know what happened to Mark? No, he P7 himself.
P7 by TT FOX November 13, 2022

Pullin a P7Evan 

To self-pleasure one self while playing on a gaming console. Often leads to bad scores because the person is forced to play with one hand. Made famous by Xbox Live player and balz founder P7Evan.
"God Dammit!"- Asianinvasion7
"What?"- CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan died 95 times in zombies again!"
"He must have been pullin a P7Evan..."- GetToDaCh0ppa
Pullin a P7Evan by GetToDaCh0ppa January 19, 2011
"P71" refers to the three characters in the VIN number of a the Ford Crown Victoria sedan. In other words, "P71" defines the car as a "Police Interceptor." The P71 is manufactured with heavy duty parts, dual exhaust, faster engine, etc.
2004 Ford Crown Victoria LX: 2FAFP74WX4X147971

2000 P71: 2FAFP71W4YX148656
P71 by GUNDY October 24, 2004

Ford Crown Victoria - P71 

Part of the VIN number used by Ford to designate the heavy - duty police package installed onto Crown Victoria's from 1985-2008. These cars can top out at around 140+ MPH and can out - accelerate most stock high performers like the Mustang and the Camaro. Can impact 6" curbs at 60 MPH and receive no to little damage due to the large sidewalls on the tires and the heavy duty suspension. This car is also so heavy if that it were to impact another vehicle at highway speeds; the other vehicle would become "non recognizable". Horrible side impact ratings. Horrible rear impact ratings, (explodes like the Pinto does). Can go on harsh terrain at high speed and not get stuck or damaged like other cars; i.e.: (mud, gravel, 10-15% grade hills, ditches, curbs, speed bumps, rough roads, train tracks). Indeed the Crown Victoria is deceiving in appearance, it could probably stomp you're car or truck into the ground.
Ford Crown Victoria - P71
Joe: What the fu*k? Did I hit something?
Josh: I felt a bump...what?
Joe: I think I hit something.

Later that night, Joe gets out and looks at the front of his Crown Victoria.

Joe: Holy sh**!

There was half of a human torso and a complete mangled bicycle stuck in the grill of the Crown Vic with blood dripping from it all.
A PIXAR Easter Egg referencing "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney" from the moviee Finding Nemo. This Easter egg first appeares in the movie Soul (2020) as a hospital room number.
P742 sounds like P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way.
P742 by ibtbysitlot January 7, 2022