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Used to call someone a penis in a very cool way. Also used to log on to certain computer files that don't let you input "penis."
Mark: Dude that's awesome!
John: That's NOT awesome...
Mark:....Yur a p to the enis.
John: *gasp*
by Sergeant Rat September 01, 2005
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