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clearly the noise that is created when a large quantity of drinking straws are thrown
hey buddy whats up

"paff"

what was that?
that was clearly the noise of drinking sraws being thrown
paff by mondonkeyman April 13, 2010
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to masturbate. first heard in canadian high schools attended by young but moxy feminists.
"i had a huge crush on you in high school and and would paff while thinking of you."
paff by mystery meat June 10, 2008
Female version of fap. Derived from the sound of a female masturbating.
As she saw her boyfriend give a hot show on webcam, she paffed until her fingers were sore.
paff by The Duck Mastah June 3, 2010
Term used for a cigarette in the southwestern suburbs of Baltimore, MD.
Paff by Zephyr Sky September 15, 2010
The Real American Patriot. He so tough he kills terrorists when he's making breakfast! He fights everyone- ninjas, Mike Tyson, the King and Queen...

His only problem is he can't spell. Or speak proper English. Or draw.
www.paffonline.tk is Paff's official website!
Paff by Paff_fan May 9, 2005
A child called Paff (not their real name) that is proper Paffish (the origonal paff is bafe spafe and sik)
"Paff B Shizer"

or

"Paff Brown"

or

"'sup Paff?"
Paff by Paff July 14, 2006
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