oyster cracker 

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

oyster cracker by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Oyster Cracker 

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

Oyster Cracker by Kümloud January 9, 2021

Oyster Cracker 

A male Donald Trump Supporter anywhere from the greater Pacific Northwest...

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....

Oyster Cracker by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

oyster crackers 

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"

oyster crackers by anonymous January 19, 2004