Owner Boner
Owner Boner by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015
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Plantation Owner Boner
An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.
Plantation Owner Boner by MigDaBull January 16, 2012
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car owner boner
So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.
car owner boner by dejaflu February 23, 2011
Home Owner Boner
An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
Home Owner Boner by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015
Car Owner Boner
Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.
Car Owner Boner by conan12 February 22, 2011
No Owner Boner
Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."
Karl - "Was it the girl's?"
Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."
Karl - "Was it the girl's?"
Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."
No Owner Boner by Graith December 12, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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