Owner Boner
Owner Boner by Shortbuffalo May 28, 2015
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Plantation Owner Boner
An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.
Plantation Owner Boner by MigDaBull January 16, 2012
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car owner boner
So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.
car owner boner by dejaflu February 23, 2011
Home Owner Boner
An adjective describing enthusiasm home owners have for making renovations, fixing up their yard, or any other activity with an intent to improve their home (which they are the owner of).
Home Owner Boner by homeowner3234 March 29, 2015
Car Owner Boner
Coined by Andy Richter, a car owner boner is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one's own tire instead of calling triple A on the highway.
Car Owner Boner by conan12 February 22, 2011
No Owner Boner
Tyler - "I was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging boner poking me in the ass."
Karl - "Was it the girl's?"
Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."
Karl - "Was it the girl's?"
Tyler - "It was a No Owner Boner."
No Owner Boner by Graith December 12, 2010
boner owner
boner owner by Thomoxii May 1, 2015
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