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orifice-outflow overload

Refers to where all of your bodily-openings are all "venting" at once --- i.e., you're simultaneously sneezing, coughing/gagging, farting, etc. --- and so you are unable to adequately monitor them all at once to prevent messy "oopses". It's not unlike what happens when a piece of complex equipment suffers a major malfunction and causes alarms and indicator-lights to go off all over the place, and so you cannot possibly keep track of them all or deal with many multiple issues at once.
Anytime I feel a bout of orifice-outflow overload coming on, I simply shed all my lower garments and race to da nearest WC --- that way, I am safe from any "accidents" because any offending fluid/matter will just go down da toilet or into da sink, rather than soiling my clothes or anything else in my general vicinity. And so far I have yet to be cited for public indecency --- seems dat folks would prefer having to temporarily see me in my birthday-suit rather than mopping up copious quantities of puke/poop afterwards... they merely bring me my pants and briefs again from where I'd haphazardly flung them in my frenzied headlong dash for da crapper, so dat I can re-dress myself in privacy before emerging from the bathroom-stall again.
by QuacksO February 5, 2019
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outslow

When someone you don't want to talk to is walking ahead of you and you slow down to avoid catching up with them.
Ugh Brad, there goes Jen. Mad, Z, get back here! We totally have to outslow her.
by L. Hoyes January 8, 2009
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Outslow

When two people who work as a team on a job try to work slower than each other.
Chuck and Bob are really trying to outslow each other today at work.
by sockmonkey0811 February 5, 2010
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outfloss

To flaunt so many expensive items of high value to the point where you outdo anybody else who may be flaunting as well.
"22-inch rims... iced-out grill... gold 'round my neck... I outfloss YOUR floss!"
by HueyFreeman August 15, 2007
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outfloox

This is the mirror image of the term infloox. It refers to the list of the most prominent readers of a specific book or author, or to the list of books inspired by a specific book.
Tolkien's works influenced authors such as C.S. Lewis and Guy Gavriel kay; thus they comprise part of his outfloox.
by bookins August 22, 2009
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outflopped

Stan Twitter language meaning something has flopped in contrast to something else. "outflopped" has the opposite meaning of "outsold". Commonly used to talk about artists’ sales/careers but can be applied to other things.

Derived from: flop, outsold
Friend 1: Did you hear that new Ariana Grande song? It’s so good!
Friend 2: Nah, Ariana outflopped. Anyways, stream Azealia Banks.
by countcontessa January 25, 2022
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Outblown

A way to describe something that shocks/moves your heart in a happy way
I was outblown when my friend gave to the poor
by Big bigger whale February 27, 2024
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