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Out of the basement 

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide
Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!

Coming Out of the Basement 

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).
"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

pull the boat out of the basement

It is when you unzip your pants, reach in and pull out your penis and ball sack.
I had to pull the boat out of the basement to take a piss.

coming out of the basement 

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)
Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026