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Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.
Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

Donald Trump Our great fat ass fuck faced president

A fat ass rolly polly fuck face who likes shaking hands too hard and grabbing womans private parts.

He used to be in a tv show that probably hightened the number of fat ass perverts like him. What a cunt. What a slag.

Our beautiful fucking president.
All worship Donald Trump our great fat ass fuck faced president
All fuck up and shit on your nazi asses! HAil the church of the supreme donald and the support from the church of scientology. mental health
dosent exist dum asses.

Actually Working On Our Presentation 

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.
"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."