Otteni 

A distinuished male with a large penis, larger than most, loves women with an E name. Extremely powerful and looked up to for his ingenious ideas about life, this male also loves to make others happy and is extremely giving.

The otteni is an amazing character that gives too much for free at times.

Otteni by otteni July 3, 2014

ottering 

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

ottering by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering 

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.

Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink

sea ottering by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

otterism 

the worship of the otter

Chris: Otterism is God.

otterism by Joe Fdfadf November 10, 2007

Oftenifity 

The numerical amount of how often something happens, usually in a percentage or ratio form, often involving decimals or those little colon things. But usually a decimal. Because those little colon things are so 5 years ago. And besides, who uses those?

The oftenifity that you, Kyle, are going to use a calculator is..... well, zero.

Oftenifity by Superguitarninja October 13, 2009

Ottering 

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.

Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength

Ottering by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011

Ottering 

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

Ottering by Hof500 October 1, 2020