oswer

Someone who is a total dick. Usually short but never the cute kind of short. Has an unhealthy obsession with melons.

Ugh! There's OSWER again ):<
I know, he's such a dick

by personblue4 November 19, 2013

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

by Osters April 20, 2010

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Osmer

Being a Osmer is Legendary best person to be around best person to sleep with also best at caring for people

yo i honestly love Osmer

by true story:) January 19, 2022

Sloane Osterfeld

A beautiful young woman who is married to Jace Lee Norman and often eats food. She is often known for her beauty

She’s so pretty!!
She must be a Sloane Osterfeld

by Yolanda Yokies June 25, 2018

Harrison Osterfield

The hot best friend of Tom Holland.

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."

by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017