osu! male
an osu! male is defined as a man who is able to maintain sexual relationships/lack of virginity (or a very healthy romantic relationship) whilst being a frequent player of hit rhythm game 'osu!' persistent osu! gameplay is notorious for rapidly rebuilding the virginity of a person. if the person never lost it in the first place, it will increase the sexual activity needed for virginity loss. osu! males are above every single one of these symptoms. along with this, they are above sigma males, plimbo males, even scrimblo males. they have ascended to a higher level of male power.
osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
osu! males are capable of making an osu! beatmap, a level chart, out of anything. you hum a tune? osu! beatmap. at a therapy appointment? osu! beatmap. you're in court for committing a murder? is there an osu! male on the jury? he'll make an osu! beatmap out of that trial, babey. they are even considered to be on the same power level as yo mama males, since they will effortlessly make beatmaps out of yo mama rap battles. they suck at coming up with yo mama jokes, though.
sopson: ayo wtf is that guy doin
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
martbob: bro dont u know? thats an osu male. he's making a level out of our words as we speak them.
osu! male name: *intense beatmap creation*
sopson: got damn!
osu! male by The Hierarchy God November 24, 2021
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