ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.

Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

ortographobia

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?

Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021