An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.
My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.
by Shart Enthusiast April 29, 2016
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A child whose parents arenā€™t alive anymore.
Student disrupts education in class*
Teacher: Get ready for parent teacher conference tomorrow!
Student: Jokes on you, bitch. Iā€™m an orphan !
by Urfluff May 24, 2020
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