Orphan's Paradox 

A child who's raised without nurturing love will behave aggressively towards others to the point of pushing away those who could give love to that child, thereby keeping the child in an unloving environment.

As an orphan I acted out because I wanted a family. No family would adopt me because I acted out. I was trapped in the orphan's paradox.

Orphan's Paradox by SnoogerWookie September 25, 2010

Orphan's Christmas 

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

Orphan's Christmas by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

Orphan's blood 

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.

Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.

Orphan's blood by Truculent sloth July 9, 2014

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House 

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Pig's Orphan 

A useless and annoying occurance, often applied within a framework of irony.

It's a Pig's Orphan that it rained during our garden party, but as soon as it finished the sun came out.

Pig's Orphan by tedsalmon July 26, 2009

Orphan Swag

when someone wears the cheapest clothes and never matches. They have no sense of style and are often dorks.

Look at this peasant, wearing sketchers with white ankle socks, jean shorts above your knees and a Disney World shirt. Straight up Orphan Swag, smh.

Orphan Swag by MarijuanaMinutes January 25, 2011

Orphan Seat 

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

Orphan Seat by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016