A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.
"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!