Oregon Ducks 

The best college football team in the pac-10 and one of the elite in Division 1... beating pathetic teams like Oregon State, Washington and USC. Causing teams to be green with envy and wish they had uniforms like the ducks and new stadiums... I LOVE MY DUCKS!!!!!

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the Oregon Ducks?

Person 2: Heck yea I have they are amazing and have the best uniforms in college football, oh and they cast a crazy big shadow over little oregon state..

Person 3: Who's oregon state? is that peewee football??

Oregon Ducks by ILOVEMYDUCKS:) March 17, 2010

oregon ducks 

The worst team in the Pac-10. The saddest team in NCAA divison 1 history. Can't win a game for their life and are only admired by tall people that are gay.

Person 1) "Dude I heard the Oregon Ducks actually won a game yesterday."

Person 2) "No I think you mean the Oregon State Beavers won, the Ducks couldn't win a game even if they were playing midgets."

Person 3) "Oh you're right."

oregon ducks by Georgetownians March 17, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016